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7月4日笑口常开:Recognize You

read the joke carefully and then write down your answer to the reason of women's death to gain the score.



In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains. "That’s true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs. "I didn’t recognize you."



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  • tingroom

car accident

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God didn't recognize her and God just made it sure the former will stay 30 years.

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I have seen this joke before!

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难道是整容了没认出来?

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god's memory is too bad

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You are the best in nature.

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excessively pursue beauty make you not be you now !!!

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God can't do anything
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  • snowmen

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Wearing so many make ups, the God can not recognize her.
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  • snowmen

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god didn’t recognize her!
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  • 星期一

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God bless you!
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  • 星期一

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God can't do anything
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  • 星期一

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1# 星期一
because god didn’t recognize her
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  • 星期一

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