我想我是一只鸡 鸡

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Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
病人：我认为我是一只鸡。
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候！