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To Go to Heaven
　　Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…. what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up. -- don't you want to go to Heaven?

Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home

上天堂
主日学校的老师问小盆友们：想上天堂的举手。Terry你呢？你不想上天堂吗？
Terry：不，妈妈说放学要直走回家