1. When a human likes another human, they hold hands.
当一个人类喜欢另一个人类的时候，他们会牵手。
Humans will often walk, sit, or talk while holding hands. They hold hands with their mate, family, friends, and offspring.
人类在走路、静坐或者交谈的时候都会牵着手。他们会牵着伴侣、家人、朋友和孩子的手。
2. Humans love to eat sweet and soft concoctions made of sugar and cream. When it's warm, they call it "pudding." When it's cold, they call it "ice cream."
5. Humans like interacting with each other so much, they created the internet so they could be in constant contact even with humans who live far away.
人类超级喜欢交流，所以他们创造了互联网。这样他们甚至能和住得很远的人联络啦。
They also invented FaceTime so they could not only talk to each other at long distances but also look upon each other’s faces.
他们还发明了视频通话，这样他们不仅可以远距离说话，还能看着彼此的脸。
6. When humans hear "music," they often can't help but bop to the rhythm. They call this "dancing."
人类听音乐的时候，会情不自禁地随着节奏摆动，他们管这个叫“跳舞”。
They also "slow dance," which involves HOLDING EACH OTHER AND SWAYING.
他们还会跳慢舞呢，就是抱在一起慢慢摇摆。
7. When a human hears something they think is funny, an involuntary repetitive sound comes from them called "laughter."
人类听到好玩的事情的时候，会情不自禁地发出一连串重复的声音，他们称之为“笑声”。
They also can't help but spread their mouth and show their little blunt teeth when they like something, which is called "smiling."
他们内心欢心的时候，还会不由自主地扬起嘴角，露出小小的、钝钝的牙齿，他们管这叫“微笑”
8. Humans like human life so much, they spend many hours a week watching other humans act out pretend scenarios of human life on TV, in movies, and onstage.
人类特别喜欢自己的生活，他们每周都要花好多钟头看电视、电影还有舞台上其他人类表演他们的生活情节。
They create human "characters," and people called "actors" pretend to dothings as said characters. Humans become deeply attached to these characters.
10. Humans love water, and gather around shores all over the world in warm weather to stare at it and swim a little ways in.
人类热爱水，在暖洋洋的天气，人类会聚集在世界各地的海边，就为了盯着水看，再到里面游一游。
They also dig holes in their backyards and fill them with water to splash around in.
他们还会在自己的庭院里挖大洞，填满了水，在里面嬉戏。
11. Even if it doesn't always seem like it, the majority of humans just want to make the world a better place for other humans.
尽管并不总是如此，但大部分人类都想为了他人，把这个世界变得更美好。
Research shows most humans are at least trying to do what they think willhelp everyone else. The news focuses on the bad eggs because they think it'smore engaging. But truth is, humans are innately good, and that just makes them even cuter!
