标题: 看笑话学英语：A Duck in a Convenience Store [打印本页] 作者: kobe 时间: 2017-4-23 17:21 标题: 看笑话学英语：A Duck in a Convenience Store
One duck walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk said no, and the duck left.
The next day, the duck returned and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again said no, and the duck left.
The day after that, the duck walked in the store again and asked, “Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screamed at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you every time that we don't have any grapes , I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor! "
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No."
The duck said, "Good! Got any greapees?"
作者: kobe 时间: 2017-4-23 17:23
One duck walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk said no, and the duck left.
The next day, the duck returned and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again said no, and the duck left.
The day after that, the duck walked in the store again and asked, “Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screamed at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you every time that we don't have any grapes , I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor! "
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"
