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作者: kobe 时间: 2017-4-4 20:57 标题: 英语幽默笑话：你想要它等于几？

英语幽默笑话：你想要它等于几？

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?"

The mathematician replies, "Four."

The interviewer asks, "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question, "What doestwo plus two equal?" The accountant says, "On average, four -- give or take ten percent -- but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question, "What doestwo plus two equal?"

The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the blinds, sits down next to the interviewer, and says, "What do you want it to equal?"

作者: kobe 时间: 2017-4-4 20:57

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?"

The mathematician replies, "Four."

The interviewer asks, "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question, "What doestwo plus two equal?" The accountant says, "On average, four -- give or take ten percent -- but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question, "What doestwo plus two equal?"

The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the blinds, sits down next to the interviewer, and says, "What do you want it to equal?"

一个数学家，一个会计和一个经济学家申请了同一个工作。面试官召来数学家问道，“二加二等于几？”

数学家回答说，“四”。

面试官问，“四，到底是什么？”数学家看面试官怀疑地说，“是的，四，准确。”

然后面试官召来会计师，问了同样的问题，“二加二等于几？”会计说，“平均而言，四——给予或采取百分之十——但平均，四。”

然后面试官召来经济学家提出了同样的问题，“二加二等于几？”

经济学家站起来，锁上了门，关上百叶窗，坐在旁边的面试官，说，“你想要它等于几？”

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