标题: 7月4日笑口常开：Recognize You [打印本页] 作者: 星期一 时间: 2010-7-4 14:30 标题: 7月4日笑口常开：Recognize You
read the joke carefully and then write down your answer to the reason of women's death to gain the score.
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains. "That’s true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs. "I didn’t recognize you."
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作者: cs可人 时间: 2010-7-4 23:03
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because god didn’t recognize her作者: jammie 时间: 2010-7-5 11:22
God can't do anything作者: englishyy 时间: 2010-7-5 13:49
God bless you!作者: nancyxu 时间: 2010-7-5 16:56
god didn’t recognize her!作者: KingG0101 时间: 2010-7-6 09:25
Wearing so many make ups, the God can not recognize her.作者: tlyy 时间: 2010-7-6 17:12
God can't do anything作者: three_ears 时间: 2010-8-3 08:22
excessively pursue beauty make you not be you now !!!作者: chengcjy 时间: 2010-8-3 23:18
You are the best in nature.作者: sarahking 时间: 2010-8-4 13:45
god's memory is too bad作者: elaine0219 时间: 2010-8-4 18:59
难道是整容了没认出来？作者: archer 时间: 2010-8-6 16:23
I have seen this joke before!作者: gaow2000 时间: 2010-8-7 14:49
God didn't recognize her and God just made it sure the former will stay 30 years.作者: laura6688 时间: 2010-8-13 18:32
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