set fire to you hair 放火烧你的头发
poke a stick at a grizzly bear 拿根棍子戳灰熊
eat medicine is out of date 吃上一堆过期的药
use your private parts as Piranha bait 用私处去钓食人鱼
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
get a toast ou with a fork 用根叉子去拿吐司
do your own electrical work 电工活儿你自己来
teach yourself how to fly 自学飞机怎么开
eat a two week old unrefrigrated pie 吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
invite the psycho killer inside 把杀人狂请进门
scratch a drug user's brand new ride 在毒贩的新车上划道痕
take your helmet off in outer space 在外太空脱下你的头盔
use a clothing dryer as a hiding place 悄悄地躲在干衣机里
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
keep a rattle snake as a pet 养只响尾蛇当宠物
sell both the kidneys on the internet 把两个肾都在网上卖掉
eat a tube of super glue 吃上一管万能胶
I wonder what is this red button do 我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dress up like a moose during hunting season 在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿
sturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 闲着没事惹一窝马蜂
stand on the edge of a train station platform 站在火车站的站台边缘
drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
run across the tracks between the platforms 冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
they may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
the dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
so many dumb 好多种蠢蠢的
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
