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作者: halo 时间: 2010-1-21 10:49 标题: 1月21日笑话分享：Five Hundred Times

本帖最后由 halo 于 2010-1-23 08:26 AM 编辑

　what is the judge's lifelong ambition?give your answer to get the score.　

Five Hundred Times
　　In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
　　She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.
　　A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. You are a school teacher, eh? said he. Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.

　　五百遍
　　在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。
　　女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。
　　法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现今生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

作者: whitney0221 时间: 2010-1-21 15:22

i don't understand

作者: 老耿 时间: 2010-1-21 16:24

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作者: seon 时间: 2010-1-21 22:17

作者: tingroom 时间: 2010-1-22 08:42

her dream is surprising. 1# halo

作者: maja619 时间: 2010-1-23 05:07

The question should be, what is the judge's lifelong ambition?

作者: kylezhou2010 时间: 2010-1-26 13:41

lifelong ambition. good

作者: welove312 时间: 2010-3-25 14:23

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作者: ck3891 时间: 2010-3-26 10:06

judge want the teacher to do something that he did when he was a boy..

作者: mrgdh2008 时间: 2010-3-26 17:03

So funny.
The judge's lifelong ambition is blame teacher

作者: welove312 时间: 2010-4-8 15:23

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作者: 昭君王 时间: 2010-4-9 14:18

i don`t feeling what it is

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