European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.If zis mad you smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl.
欧盟委员会刚刚宣布了一项协议，据此，英语将成为欧盟的官方语言，而不是德国，这是另一种可能性。
作为谈判的一部分，英国政府承认的英文拼写有一些改进的余地，并已接受了5年的阶段计划，该计划将成为被称为“欧洲英语”。
在第一年，“S”将取代软“C”。 sertainly，这将使与喜悦sivil公务员跳。
赞成“K”硬“C”将被丢弃。这应该klear了konfusion，键盘根有少了一个字母。
将会有越来越多的麻烦的“pH值”时，将取代“F”的sekond今年publik热情。这将使话像fotograf较短的20％。
在3年的新拼写根的publik akseptanse，被expekted达到的阶段，更komplikated变化是可能的。
政府将enkourage去除总是奔以akurate speling deterent，双字母。
此外，人WIL阿格雷languag无声的“E”在horibl MES是disgrasful，它应该走开。
由第四届揭掉peopl WIL是reseptiv步骤，如“五四”与“Z”和“W”与“V”replasing。
在泽fifz揭掉，泽unesesary“O”根dropd从kontaining“OU”vords和后的ziz fifz揭掉，VE VIL HAV1可靠sensibl的riten STYL。
ZER VIL没有铁道部trubl或difikultis和evrivun的VIL找到它EZI涂理解ECH oza。一个团结的UROP VIL finali李锦TRU泽德雷姆。
和efter泽fifz揭掉，VE VIL人speking像泽福斯特PLAS vunted zey德国。如果ZIS狂您SMIL，认罪的功放，它oza pepl。
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