标题: MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣 [打印本页] 作者: Wednesday3 时间: 2009-9-16 16:20 标题: MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣
A burglar breaks into a house.
He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES".
He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses”" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
