标题: Three Jokes [打印本页] 作者: xln1120 时间: 2009-5-8 17:18 标题: Three Jokes
We Can’t Kill Half a Duck
Guest : “Look here ! How long I wait for the half portion of duck I ordered?”
Waiter : “Till somebody orders the other half. We can’t go out and kill half a duck.”
Customer : “Waiter, my lobster is without a claw. How is that?”
Waiter : “Well, sir, they are so fresh that they fight with each other in the kitchen.”
Customer : “Take this one away, and bring me one of the winners.”
Teacher : “Vincent, if you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have ?”
Vincent : “One dollar.”
Teacher (sadly) : “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent : “You don’t know my father.”