Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
Jack Sparrow: [as he sees rock-like crabs] Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.
杰克·斯派洛(看到像岩石一样坚硬的螃蟹腿):现在我们正被一群石头跟着,真是闻所未闻。
Elizabeth Swann: [watching a huge fight among the pirates] This is madness!
Jack Sparrow: This is politics!
伊丽莎白·斯万(看着海盗们混战在了一起):这太疯狂了!
杰克·斯派洛:这就是政治!
Jack Sparrow: Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one.