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作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-3-29 12:00 标题: 每天在幽默中学英语（大本营）
My husband, who drives an 18-wheeler, was halfway across a narrow bridge when his truck broke down. Placing hazard markers behind, he returned to his cab to wait for the tow truck.
A few moments later a small car drove over his markers and pulled up right behind his truck. My husband jumped out of the cab, ready to give the driver a piece of his mind -- only to discover an elderly woman at the wheel.
Before he could say a word, she shouted, "NEED A PUSH?"
be halfway across ... 才走了一半...
break down: 抛锚，出故障
Hazard marker: 危险标示物
cab: (机车, 卡车, 起重机的)司机室, 驾驶室
tow truck: 拖车
pull up: 停下
to give someone a piece of one's mind: 对某人大发雷霆
Oh, my God. Imagine a small car pushing an 18-wheeler! 
[ 本帖最后由 Sylvia_scj 于 2008-3-31 10:41 AM 编辑 ]
作者: DZ 时间: 2008-3-29 14:35
wow,scj 下定决心要拿很多个"持之以恒奖"喽.gif)
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-3-29 15:49
是的呀。大家一起来哦。
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-3-30 13:43 标题: 2008-03-30
After a recent move, I made up a list of companies, agencies, and services that needed to know my new address and phoned each one to ask for the change to be made.
Everything went smoothly until I called one of my frequent flyer accounts. After I explained to the representative what I wanted to do, the woman told me, "I'm sorry; we can't do that over the phone. You will have to fill out our change-of-address form."
"How do I get one of those?" I asked.
"We'd be happy to provide you with one," she said pleasantly. "May I have your new address so that I can mail it to you?"
frequent flyer account: 飞行常客的帐户，可以累积飞行里程折换免费机票和礼物。
I think it will be more convenient for the narrator to change his/her frequent flyer account.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-3-31 10:39 标题: 2008-3-31
While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my high school class almost 50 years ago.
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school.
"Yes," he replied.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1953."
"Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?"
discard: 放弃, 丢弃, 抛弃
discard one's wife 遗弃妻子
discard old beliefs 抛弃旧信念
discard prejudices 放弃偏见
discard the dross and select the essential 去粗取精
attend school: 上学
Who do you think was aging more rapidly？
作者: XKC81579859 时间: 2008-3-31 15:05
very good !
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-1 11:06 标题: 2008-4-1
The District Attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe its verdict.
Bitterly he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?"
The foreman answered, "Insanity."
The D.A. said, "All twelve of you???"
District Attorney: 公诉人,检查官 缩写 D.A.,DA,Dist. Atty.
jury: [律] 陪审团
verdict: [律](陪审团的)裁决, 判决
acquit: [律] 宣告无罪，无罪释放
foreman: 首席陪审员：陪审团主席和发言人
insanity: 精神失常（在大部分刑事审判中，可以解除被告所犯罪行的法律责任）
Do you remember there was a war criminal of Nanking Massacre escaping from the death warrant by pretending insanity?
作者: XKC81579859 时间: 2008-4-1 11:17
oh yes
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-2 09:28 标题: 2008-4-2
A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them." "And it's so hot here in the summer that hell doesn't scare them."
minister: 【宗】(基督教新教)牧师, (某些教派的)教长
lament: 悲叹
congregation: 集合; 聚集; 宗教的集会［会众］
(segregation: 分离; 分开; 隔离; 种族隔离)
I think the minister could get his message across to his congregation in the spring or autumn.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-3 09:57 标题: 2008-4-3
During summer sessions at our small Southern university, we who teach 8 a.m. classes face two major obstacles. First, attendance at these early classes is always quite low because of late-sleeping students. Second, the students who do show up find it difficult to hear us above the roar of the lawn mowers outside our windows. During this year's faculty conference, one professor laughingly proposed a creative solution to the problem. "Why don't we have the grounds crew start mowing outside the student dorms at 7 a.m.?"
summer session: 暑期短期课程
lawn mower: 割草机
The professor's proposal is so good that it could kill two birds with one stone.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-4 10:30
For our 10th anniversary my wife and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water everyone got back on the boat, except for one beautiful young woman and me. As I continued my underwater exploring, I noticed that everywhere I swam, she swam. I snorkeled for another 20 minutes. So did she. I climbed back in the boat. So did she. I felt very flattered and, as I took off my fins, asked her coyly why she had stayed in the water for so long.
"I'm the lifeguard," she replied matter-of-factly. "I couldn't get out until you did."
snorkel: 使用通气管潜泳
fin: (潜水时缚在脚上的)鸭脚板, 橡皮脚掌
coyly: 害羞地, 羞怯地
matter-of-factly: 就事论事地; 不带感情地
This man was not as attractive as he himself thought.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-5 18:34
Morris and Harry were both fanatics about deep-sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number, and sizes of the fish they caught. So Morris comes back from his latest fishing trip, and tells Harry, "You wouldn't believe, but in the Bahamas I caught a 500 pound herring." Harry says, "That's nothing, last time I fished in the Bahamas, I pulled up an old lantern from a sunken Spanish ship -- and the candle was still burning!" They both looked at each other, knowing that the other was lying. Finally, Harry said to Morris, "Look Morris, if you take 450 pounds from off your herring ...I'll blow out my candle!"
fanatic: 狂热的
herring: 鲱: 任何鲱科中的各种鱼
take from: 减少, 降低
blow out: 吹熄
It seems that the majority of men enjoy bragging about how good they are at fishing or hunting.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-6 12:14 标题: 2008-4-6
My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so I gave him another poke. Still the story went on. Suddenly he stopped, grinned and said, "Oh, but I've told you this one before, haven't I?" We all chuckled and changed the subject. Later, on the dance floor, I asked my husband why it had taken him so long to get my message.
"What do you mean?" he replied. "I cut the story off as soon as you kicked me."
"But I kicked you twice and it still took you a while to stop!"
Suddenly we realized what had happened. Sheepishly we returned to our table. The boss smiled and said, "Don't worry. After the second one I figured it wasn't for me, so I passed it along!"
stern: 严厉的, 苛刻的
sheepishly: 怯懦地, 羞怯地
The boss was not so stern as the lady thought.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-7 11:58 标题: 2008-4-7
A man and his wife are awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a knock on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a stranger is asking for a push.
"Not a chance!" says the husband -- "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He closes the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just a stranger asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No I didn't -- it's three in the morning."
"Well you've got a short memory." says his wife, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on holiday and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and returns to the front door and calls out into the dark. "Hello -- are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing" the man replies.
Not a chance! 不可能！
short memory: 健忘
The husband would faint immediately. 
作者: easyan 时间: 2008-4-7 13:13
Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
长寿秘诀
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”
“二十六。”
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-8 11:08 标题: 2008-4-8
After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the trunk and trudged the distance in the sweltering sun.
The attendant filled my two-gallon can, and I lugged it back and poured the gas into the tank. But when I tried to unlock the car door, it wouldn't open. Just then, I noticed an identical old car parked a short distance away. That was my car; I had filled a stranger's gas tank. Wearily I walked back to the station. "You know," the attendant suggested helpfully, "instead of walking back and forth to fill the tank from the can, you could put a couple of gallons in the tank and then drive the car here."
service station: 汽车加油站：为机动车提供加油、服务和修理的零售公司也作 filling station,gas station
trudge: 沉重地跋涉; 蹒跚地走
sweltering: 酷热的, 热得发昏的
We just can't avoiding doing stupid things every once in a while.
作者: yoyo530521 时间: 2008-4-8 16:39
excellent!
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-9 09:46 标题: 回复 17# 的帖子
Thank you for saying that. yoyo. 
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-9 09:49 标题: 2008-4-9
A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience.
The man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew."
"Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make a lion jump through a flaming hoop?"
"Yes he did," the man replied.
"And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?"
"Yes he did," the man replied.
"And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?"
"Just once," the man replied.
The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?"
The man said, "I was looking for my father."
ringmaster: 马戏团演出指挥
lion tamer: 驯狮者
Anyway, it's a dangerous job.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-10 19:34 标题: 2008-4-10
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids showed up and they saw this sign, it said "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
So the kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer showed up the next week and when he looked over the field he noticed that no watermelons were missing but he noticed a new sign next to his. He drove up to the sign which read: "Now there are two".
sneak: 溜，潜行：安静，偷偷地前进或行动
patch: 一小块土地
cyanide: [化]氰化物
Kids are always much cleverer and naughtier than you expect.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-11 10:19 标题: 2008-4-11
Grandpa and grandma were sitting in their porch rocker watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days," when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?" Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his.
With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, "Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?"
Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.
Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?" Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where are you going?"
Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"
rocker: 摇椅
reminisce: 回忆
obligingly: 亲切地
a wry smile: 苦笑
nibble: 轻咬
Without the false teeth, nibble was absolutely beyond his power.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-12 12:16 标题: 2008-4-12
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and throws up all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.
"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
hulking: 不灵便的或笨重的；庞大的
plop: 扑通落下
airsick: 晕机的 (我们的动车组火车上放的呕吐袋上面印的居然也是"airsick bag"，晕!!!）
air pocket: 气穴，气阱：使飞机突然下降的向下气流也作 air hole
Little guys are always cleverer than big heavy guys.
作者: wuqianizy 时间: 2008-4-12 12:39
怎么没有中文翻译呢
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-13 12:06 标题: 回复 23# 的帖子
已经把稍微陌生点的词都标了解释啦。慢慢看，很容易的。
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-13 12:14 标题: 2008-4-13
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!" "That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."
nursing home: 疗养院
take a nap: 小睡一下, 睡午觉
flip through: [口]浏览
munch: 用力咀嚼, 大声咀嚼
absentmindedly: 心不在焉地，恍惚地
See, that's the punishment for greediness.
作者: wuqianizy 时间: 2008-4-13 12:42
看来我的英语水平真的很烂
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-13 13:16 标题: 回复 26# 的帖子
不哭不哭，每天坚持学习，慢慢就会提高了。呵呵
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-14 16:30 标题: 2008-4-14
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the customer. The owner says "Well, the parrot can speak four languages." The customer then asks about the next parrot, to be told that this one costs $1,000 because it can do the same thing the other parrot can do plus it is good at mathematics. Naturally, the increasingly startled customer asks about the third parrot, to be told that it costs $4,000. Needless to say, the customer asks, "What can it do?" To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss."
parrot: 鹦鹉
perch: 栖木，杆
Oh, I don't know what to say.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-15 11:44 标题: 2008-4-15
A 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers.
Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.
"What took you so long, son?" he asked.
"The man waited on everybody in the store before me," the boy replied. "But I got even."
"How?"
"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's going to be fun at six o'clock."
wait on: 招待
get around to: 抽出时间(做某事)
get even with sb. 与某人扯平, 向某人报复
alarm clock: 闹钟
What a naughty boy!
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-16 14:34 标题: 2008-4-16
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked the owner, "Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?"
"Look, Fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
general store: 综合商店
disposable: 一次性的；用后即可丢弃的
The store owner was so cool.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-17 11:27 标题: 2008-4-17
In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store.
We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to cut short our discussion and made plans to come back the next day to make our final decision.
Later that evening, my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young lady from the bathroom-supply store was now working part-time as a waitress.
As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a loud voice, "HEY! You're the man who needs a shower!"
shower: 淋浴；淋浴器
cut short: 打断
The man must have been very embarrassed.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-18 11:55
There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man replied, "Nope."
So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs. As the dog was dragging him away the tourist was flailing around in the dust and yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man replied, "Ain't my dog."
overalls: 工装裤
snarl: 吠, 咆哮
flail: 用力或胡乱地移动；左右（或上下）摆动
The old man was ruthless.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-20 00:59
A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
Sunday School: 主日学校, 星期日学校(指星期日对儿童进行宗教教育的学校)
station wagon: 旅行车
fire truck: 救火车
fire hydrant: 消防栓, 消防龙头
Kids would always say something beyond our imagination.
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作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-22 14:39
Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time and headed straight for Space Mountain.
I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. To her delight, we rode it twice.
The next year we returned to the Magic Kingdom, and my daughter, now eight, again dragged me to Space Mountain.
As we stood in line, though, I could see her soberly studying the signs that warn about the ride's speed.
"Dad," she said, "I don't think I want to go." I asked her why she would be nervous when she had enjoyed herself last time.
She replied, "This year, I can read the big words."
roller coaster: 翻滚过山车, 云霄飞车
What an adorable little girl!
作者: Himi 时间: 2008-4-22 21:52
很喜欢 顶一下
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-25 00:21
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.
After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them, if you don't mind me saying he does seem a bit of a redneck!"
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not such a bad name! I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "DeNephew."
redneck: 乡下人
Have you got it?
'Denise' is pronounced exactly the same as ' DeNiece'.
[ 本帖最后由 Sylvia_scj 于 2008-4-25 12:22 AM 编辑 ]
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-26 15:25
Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw! In his dog's mouth was his neighbor's cat, dead! "Bad dog! BAD DOG!", said the panicked man. He took the cat away and looked at it. He couldn't bring himself to tell his neighbor what happened, so he decided to clean it up and leave it on the neighbour's porch. He took the cat into the bathroom and washed off all the blood and dirt. It took him forever. He had to wash it four times to get it all cleaned. He brushed it's beautiful white fur as he blow dried it, and put it's collar back on. Since it was so dark, he snuck into the neighbor's yard, and laid the cat down on the porch, in front of the door. The next day, he was on his way to the car to go to work and his neighbor was outside. "Hi," he said. "Hi," replied Jim, nervously. His neighbor said, "something weird happened last night." "Oh yeah? What's that," asked Jim, sweating now. "Well, my cat died yesterday, and we buried him, and this morning he was lying on my front porch!"
relieve oneself: 大小便
Anyway, Jim was a good neighbor.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-28 13:20
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a ten point buck.
"Where's Henry?"
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?!"
"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to steal Henry."
pair off: 成对而去, 分成一对一对
Poor Henry.
作者: viscas 时间: 2008-4-28 13:59 标题: 回复 36# 的帖子 37#的帖子
lol lol
I heard this joke ages ago at that time I almost died with laughing. But the one I heard its the lady's uncle named the twins and the lady called her uncle is an idiot. lol
#37 also a good one. Poor Jim! He must be very embarrassing. lol
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-29 12:18 标题: 回复 39# 的帖子
Yeah, some of these humors are really not bad. But it's hard to find great humors continuously. So I would just put some which are not that good sometimes.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-4-29 12:27
A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive barmitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has decided to become a Christian."
"What did you do?" asked the father.
"I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi.
"And what did he say?" pressed the father.
"God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "
rabbi: 拉比(犹太人的学者)
Bar Mitzvah: 是西伯来语, 指男孩开始承担宗教义务的仪式
I guess that religion is a complicated thing for us.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-5-6 22:57
I don't know what's wrong but I can't open the BBS easily and it's hard for me to add new content. It's kind of annoyed when I have to post the same articles again and again. I am not sure if it's only me in such a trouble, but I can use other webs easily. 
Anyway, I decide to renew this thread when the problem solved.
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-5-9 19:50
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.
"That's the one!"
"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."
repulsive: 令人厌恶的
double-breasted: 双排钮扣的, 对襟的
seeing-eye dog: 导盲犬
It seems that the clerk deserved the punishment.
作者: viscas 时间: 2008-5-9 22:10 标题: 回复 43# 的帖子
lol
That's exactly what he deserved.
作者: viscas 时间: 2008-5-9 22:16 标题: 回复 43# 的帖子
on the other hand, the seeing eye dog is too smart. omg can not believe it. lol 
作者: Sylvia_scj 时间: 2008-5-12 20:58
Since that I can't find more great humor stories, I think I should stop continuing the thread for now.
Wish all of you a lot of fun in learning English.
作者: wumingseng 时间: 2008-6-23 20:01 标题: 回复 10# 的帖子
学习中。。。。。
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