标题: 你是同性恋吗？Are You Gay? [打印本页] 作者: zhoujiazui741 时间: 2011-4-16 18:38 标题: 你是同性恋吗？Are You Gay?
A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "I don’t know what all you’ve heard up there, but hell isn’t all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"
The man answers, "Yes, I do"
"Oh, good then," the devil says, "You’ll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"
The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."
The devil says, "Good, you’ll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."
"You’ll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"
"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."
"Great then. You’ll love Wednesdays."
The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you’ll just love Wednesdays."
"Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"
"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"
The devil look at him, and says, "Then you’re gonna hate Thursdays."
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作者: tingroom 时间: 2011-4-16 21:52
好笑在什么地方呢？有点不明白哦。作者: 虚竹 时间: 2011-4-20 01:19
gay=fag??作者: fangnan 时间: 2011-4-22 15:01
Oh my god, it is incredible!作者: byzhangyang 时间: 2011-4-26 12:52
not understand completely!作者: ivytony 时间: 2011-4-29 19:20
try to get the reply作者: unionab 时间: 2011-4-29 19:50
and then ?作者: kuangye678 时间: 2011-4-30 22:22
i also can't understand.作者: Lyra11 时间: 2011-5-1 10:49
本帖最后由 Lyra11 于 2011-5-1 10:51 编辑
What's "fag"? The key of the joke must be in the end.作者: davy10 时间: 2011-5-1 15:49
want the result作者: chhichi小紫 时间: 2011-5-2 09:03
why?看看答案作者: peter8201 时间: 2011-5-4 15:56
作者: 吉祥猪 时间: 2011-5-8 22:40
sounds a little funny……作者: xiaomeixin 时间: 2011-5-9 08:59
Why isn't he a gay and he don't like Thursday?I want to know why.作者: yu_xiang_yu 时间: 2011-5-10 12:34
I do not understand at all.作者: 莎莎dawn 时间: 2011-5-10 16:01
作者: sxlray 时间: 2011-5-11 22:31
why?作者: lhxhaxx 时间: 2011-5-12 09:33
作者: sallybanana 时间: 2011-5-12 14:05
It's not funny!作者: 懂你LOVE 时间: 2011-5-28 20:40
what are they?I want to know作者: kuangye678 时间: 2011-5-28 22:16
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Why isn't he a gay and he don't like Thursday?I want to know why.
i have no idea what 's going om