1、人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，礼让三分；人再犯我，我还一针；人还犯我，斩草除根。

1 I would not trouble people if they do not do it to me; if they do, I would forbearing; if again, I would give them a hit; if they go on, I would make destroy.,

2、我允许你走进我的世界,但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。

2 I allow you to come into my world, but your lingering on is forbidden.

3、明骚易躲，暗贱难防。

3 Clear-sighted behaviour can be easily avoided, however, hidden bitchery is difficult to prevent.

4、天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨

4 The God do not send task for me, but I can still fight my mind and train my muscles.

5、执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。

5 by holding your hands, then I know you are ugly. With tears sweep over my face, I would go away if you do not.

6、红豆不长南国，长我脸上了，真相思！

6 The small red beans do not grow in the South, and stay on my face. How lovesick!

7、我深信，会有一个男人是为受我的折磨而来到这世上的。

7 I deeply believe that there is a man who would come to this world for bearing my torment.

8、西游记告诉我们：凡是有后台的妖怪都被接走了，凡是没后台的都被一棒子打死了。

8 the story of Journey to the West tells us that all the monsters with strong background are brought back and those with nothing will be beatten to death.

9、你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。

9  What makes you unhappy? Tell it out and make us funny.

10、我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。

10  I like you so much, and then you will go to hell if you just like me a little.