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作者: kobe 时间: 2011-3-26 08:00 标题: 更新最近在外国网站看的小笑话（不断更新）

1.My wife told me if she ever won the Lottery she wouldn't give me a penny and she'd move out of the country.

Little does she know I've been using the same numbers as her for 5 years.

That'll wipe the smile off her fat face

☆ 我妻子时常说，假如哪一天她买彩票中了大奖，绝对会一分钱也不让给我、立马离婚搬到国外去。
　她一定不知道，整整5年来我都一直买和她一样号码的彩票……
　看她到时还笑不笑得出来。

2.I often carry a knife round in my pocket, when on days out with the family in the summer.

Just in case I see a wasp land on my wife's neck.

☆ 夏天全家一起外出野餐的时候，我总是不忘在口袋里带上一把刀。
　万一要是有只黄蜂啥的停在我老婆的脖子上，得有个家伙防身不是……

作者: youxiaxiaolala 时间: 2011-3-26 09:57

wow,where did you find these joke?It is so funny!

作者: kobe 时间: 2011-3-27 09:18

回复 1# kobe

3. My family think I'm a bike stuntsman.
'Always pulling wheelies' I tell them.

The sad truth is, I'm a bin-man.

☆ 家里人都以为我是个自行车特技运动员。
　因为他们问我工作时干什么时，我都回答说自己“成天就是让前轮离地呗”。

　其实我是环卫工人，推那种滚轮垃圾桶的……

4.BBC News: Officials said that radiation levels in spinach from farms near Fukushima exceeded government safety limits.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the birth of Popeye.

☆ BBC新闻：日本政府称，在福岛市周边农村的菠菜中鉴定出了超过政府标准的辐射量。
　女士们先生们，大力水手就要来了。

作者: eedhatt 时间: 2011-3-27 21:45

回复 3# kobe

So interesting.

作者: kobe 时间: 2011-4-1 22:56

回复 3# kobe

It's been exactly a year since I stopped smoking.

And 364 days since I started again.

☆ 今天距我开始戒烟已经整整一年了。
　距我再次开始抽烟则是364天。

For just £10 a month, You can reduce your annual salary by £120.

☆ 震惊的好消息！您只需每月支付10英镑！……就可将您的年工资减少120英镑！！还不快来尝试！

The wife and I are trying to get pregnant...

I'll be honest...

I think she'll get there first.

☆ 我和妻子都很努力地想要生个孩子。
　不过老实说我觉得……
　她应该会比我早成功来着。

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