标题: 3月7日笑话:ONLY A FEW WORDS [打印本页] 作者: jiang0720 时间: 2011-3-7 10:58 标题: 3月7日笑话:ONLY A FEW WORDS
ONLY A FEW WORDS
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"