Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
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Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
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Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
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Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
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Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
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作者: xiaomeixin 时间: 2010-11-29 14:33
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤有什么不同之处？
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上不可以长猴子。
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民呢？
A: By treading on his corn?
踩踏他的谷物吗？
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的动物是什么？
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它把自己的房子背在身上。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的人都做些什么？
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天扮鬼脸。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
怎样让梦游者停止梦游呢？
A: Keep him awake.
让他保持清醒。作者: ttanoo 时间: 2010-11-29 15:13
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤两者有何区别？
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上会长跳蚤，但跳蚤身上不会长猴子。
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民？
A: By treading on his corn?
践踏在他的谷物上？
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的是什么动物？
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它能把自己的房子背在身上。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的工人都做些什么？
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天做鬼脸。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
如何阻止梦游的人梦游？
A: Keep him awake.
叫醒他。作者: yuanchunrong 时间: 2010-11-29 15:30
Too classic!作者: clays 时间: 2010-11-29 19:17
It is so difficult for me.作者: for 时间: 2010-11-30 18:58
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤有什么不同之处？
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上不可以长猴子。
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民呢？
A: By treading on his corn?
踩踏他的谷物吗？
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的动物是什么？
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它把自己的房子背在身上。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的人都做些什么？
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天扮鬼脸。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
怎样让梦游者停止梦游呢？
A: Keep him awake.
让他保持清醒。作者: pacific10 时间: 2010-12-2 14:55
作者: zxdzxd 时间: 2010-12-3 09:42
一知半解了作者: 792394493 时间: 2010-12-4 16:39
You are great!作者: mbcz1223 时间: 2010-12-6 20:24
It is so difficult for me.作者: kkcheung 时间: 2012-3-17 22:45
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