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kobe

1.My wife told me if she ever won the Lottery she wouldn't give me a penny and she'd move out of the country.

Little does she know I've been using the same numbers as her for 5 years.

That'll wipe the smile off her fat face



☆ 我妻子时常说，假如哪一天她买彩票中了大奖，绝对会一分钱也不让给我、立马离婚搬到国外去。
　 她一定不知道，整整5年来我都一直买和她一样号码的彩票……
　 看她到时还笑不笑得出来。






2.I often carry a knife round in my pocket, when on days out with the family in the summer.

Just in case I see a wasp land on my wife's neck.



☆ 夏天全家一起外出野餐的时候，我总是不忘在口袋里带上一把刀。
　 万一要是有只黄蜂啥的停在我老婆的脖子上，得有个家伙防身不是……

youxiaxiaolala

wow,where did you find these joke?It is so funny!

kobe

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3.  My family think I'm a bike stuntsman.
'Always pulling wheelies' I tell them.

The sad truth is, I'm a bin-man.

☆ 家里人都以为我是个自行车特技运动员。
　 因为他们问我工作时干什么时，我都回答说自己“成天就是让前轮离地呗”。

　 其实我是环卫工人，推那种滚轮垃圾桶的……

4.BBC News: Officials said that radiation levels in spinach from farms near Fukushima exceeded government safety limits.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the birth of Popeye.

☆ BBC新闻：日本政府称，在福岛市周边农村的菠菜中鉴定出了超过政府标准的辐射量。
　 女士们先生们，大力水手就要来了。

eedhatt

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    So interesting.

kobe

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   It's been exactly a year since I stopped smoking.

And 364 days since I started again.



☆ 今天距我开始戒烟已经整整一年了。
　 距我再次开始抽烟则是364天。


For just £10 a month, You can reduce your annual salary by £120.


☆ 震惊的好消息！您只需每月支付10英镑！……就可将您的年工资减少120英镑！！还不快来尝试！


The wife and I are trying to get pregnant...

I'll be honest...

I think she'll get there first.


☆ 我和妻子都很努力地想要生个孩子。
　 不过老实说我觉得……
　 她应该会比我早成功来着。