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Men's Rules Women should know
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Men's Rules Women should know
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!
年复一年，生日、情人节和各种纪念日似乎成了考验我们能否选到最佳礼物的竞赛。我们不想参加！
2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
我们并非每分每秒都在思念你。现实点！
3. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
想要什么就直接说。含蓄的暗示不会有用！强烈的暗示也不会有用！明显的暗示也不会有用！直接说！
4. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
如果你觉得自己胖了，那你就是胖了。不要来问我们，我们曾经被欺骗过。
5. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，其中一种可能会让你难过或者生气，那么请按照另一种意思来理解。
6. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
你可以让我们去做某件事情，也可以告诉我们你希望我们如何完成它。但是不要两种都说。如果你知道怎么做最好就自己做好了。
7. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
哥伦布不需要别人为他指引方向，我们也不需要。（开车时候男人不喜欢女人指手画脚吧？）
8. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
啤酒对于我们和手提包对于你们来说一样令人兴奋。 |
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发表于 2008-3-7 11:30
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