why are you driving so recklessly recklessly, why, driving

governor1

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.　　The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
　　The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
　　The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

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dangchenpo

She must be a beauty...

yy2235

very dangerous

laura6688

一个金发女郎在马路上开车横冲直撞，技术非常糟糕。因此，被警察抓住。警察走到她车窗边问：“小姐，你开车怎么这么不小心？”
这位金发女郎回答说：“对不起，先生，总是有树挡在我前面，我无法摆脱。”
那个警察看看她说：“那是空气清新剂。”

youxiaxiaolala

it is dangerous.

傻傻

she is so nervous about driving .

石头静儿

一个金发女郎在马路上开着车，但是她开的非常糟糕，车子左突右撞的。因此，警察把她拦了下来。警察走到她的车窗边问道：“这位小姐，你开车怎么开的如此鲁莽呢？”
这位金发女郎回答说：“非常抱歉，先生，我之所以这样开是因为我想避开那些总是挡在我前面的树。”
那个警察看看她，然后说道：“你说的那些树是这些香片么？”