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annieyang1102

这只肥肥坏坏的姜黄色猫咪，真是让人又爱又恨呢！来看看它的生活哲学和经典语录吧，是不是很欠揍？



Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃


Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

摘自：沪江论坛

[ 本帖最后由 annieyang1102 于 2006-8-14 04:48 PM 编辑 ]

sunkh_hhu

i have just seen the film.it 's interesting.

annieyang1102

yes, it`s very funny.

xuguichen

I haven' t seen it,but just saw the ad.

zhangfengjia

Ha, ha, that is really a good and interesting movie, but for now, I don't have chance to see it, just heard from my girlfriend. A good and hard-won chance to learn english, at the same time to enjoy your life of watching movies. That is great!

zhangfengjia

Think it over……
好好想想……

Today we have higher buildings and wider highways,but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view;
今天我们拥有了更高层的楼宇以及更宽阔的公路，但是我们的性情却更为急躁，眼光也更加狭隘；

We spend more,but enjoy less;
我们消耗的更多，享受到的却更少；

We have bigger houses,but smaller famillies;
我们的住房更大了，但我们的家庭却更小了；

We have more compromises,but less time;
我们妥协更多，时间更少；

We have more knowledge,but less judgment;
我们拥有了更多的知识，可判断力却更差了；

We have more medicines,but less health;
我们有了更多的药品，但健康状况却更不如意；

We have multiplied out possessions,but reduced out values;
我们拥有的财富倍增，但其价值却减少了；

We talk much,we love only a little,and we hate too much;
我们说的多了，爱的却少了，我们的仇恨也更多了；

We reached the Moon and came back,but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors;
我们可以往返月球，但却难以迈出一步去亲近我们的左邻右舍；

We have conquered the uter space,but not our inner space;
我们可以征服外太空，却征服不了我们的内心；

We have highter income,but less morals;
我们的收入增加了，但我们的道德却少了；

These are times with more liberty,but less joy;
我们的时代更加自由了，但我们拥有的快乐时光却越来越少；

We have much more food,but less nutrition;
我们有了更多的食物，但所能得到的营养却越来越少了；

These are the days in which it takes two salaries for each home,but divorces increase;
现在每个家庭都可以有双份收入，但离婚的现象越来越多了；

These are times of finer houses,but more broken homes;
现在的住房越来越精致，但我们也有了更多破碎的家庭；

That's why I propose,that as of today;
这就是我为什么要说，让我们从今天开始；

You do not keep anything for a special occasion.because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.
不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别；

Search for knowledge,read more ,sit on your porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs;
寻找更我的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法；

Spend more time with your family and friends,eat your favorite foods,visit the places you love;
花多点时间和朋友与家人在一起，吃你爱吃的食物，去你想去的地方；

Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment;not only about survival;
生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存；

Use your crystal goblets.Do not save your best perfume,and use it every time you feel you want it.
举起你的水晶酒杯吧。不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！

Remove from your vocabulary phrases like"one of these days"or "someday";
从你的词汇库中移去所谓的“有那么一天”或者“某一天”；

Let's write that letter we thought of writing "one of these days"!
曾打算“有那么一天”去写的信，就在今天吧！

Let's tell our families and friends how much we love them;
告诉家人和朋友，我们是多么地爱他们；

Do not delay anything that adds laughter and joy to your life;
不要延迟任何可以给你的生活带来欢笑与快乐的事情；

Every day,every hour,and every minute is special;
每一天、每一小时、每一分钟都是那么特别；

And you don't know if it will be your last.
你无从知道这是否最后刻。

zhangfengjia

Do you all get the answers for above phenomena or situations (I am not sure whether these two words are right for describing this)?

johnhill

good job. thanks!

qiangwei

这里面的东西很熟悉啊，看来我不用再每天帖那些东西了。

DZ

lovely garfield

sandquick

i like thanks

Oprah

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

Oprah

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？