5月24日笑口常开：why did the man close his eye? eye, why, close, man, 笑口

beiju

read the joke carefully and then answer why does the man close his eye to gain the score.

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

winniezhan

当一群女人上了车，所以有座位都坐满了。带头的那个发现一个像睡着了的男人，她担心他会坐过站。推了他一下说：“先生，醒醒。”
男人回答：“我没有睡着。”
“没有睡着？那为什么你闭着眼睛？”
“我知道，我讨厌在这么挤的车上看到一个女人坐站在我旁边。”

小然851011

Plugging one's ears while stealing a bell

sarahking

he isn't a gentleman

happygirlxia

He is not a gentle man.

雪凝

1# beiju


He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.

南岳之灵

What  a no quality man !

小黄毛

so clever

龙爱坤

ws02319198

He don't want to give up the seat to those wonmen.

liuyongle304

He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.

星期一

He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.