9月15日每日笑话Napoleon Was Ill Ill, Napoleon, Was

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Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year,
his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would
have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see
the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure
he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know,
last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid
we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."

杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，
杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。
“他是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，
学期结束时，他一定会考好的。”
“不，不，那不可能，”教授马上回答。“你知道吗？上个月我问他
拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。”
“先生，请再给他一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。
我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

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cathypoon

杰克去一所大学进修历史学。但就在第一学年结束时，他的历史教授没让他通过期末考试，并告诉杰克只能选择退学。

“如果您这次让他通过考试，我敢肯定明年他的学习成绩会进步很多，期末考试成绩也会很优秀的。”

“哦，我想是因为我们家没买报纸，所以我们连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

mbcz1223

匆忙要送我11岁的女儿上学，我在红灯亮起禁止通行的时候右拐了，我才发觉我犯错了，刚拐了个违法的弯。我女儿说：我想没关系的吧，后面的警车也是这样拐的

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yy2235

杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。
您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。
“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

so interesting

laguna2007

So funny

youzhenke

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he wouldhave to leave the university.
杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。
and if you let him pass this time, I'm surehe'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。”
"You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

shagua_yang

"You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

sunnychen123

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year,
his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would
have to leave the university.
杰克到大学学习历史，但是在大一的时候，他的历史教授不给他的历史及格，还有，杰克被告知他将会被学校开除。
and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure
he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well
如果你让他通过这次考试，我肯定他会在下一年进步很多并且最后通过考试。
You see, I'm afraid
we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill
你看，我认为是我们家里没有订阅一些报纸，所以我们都不知道拿破仑是什么时候病的。

lol~~both Jack and his father know nothing about history!

mapleleaf

杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。

“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。”

“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

kinglongyy

jack上大学去学历史，但第一年年底，他的历史导师说他期末考试考不及格，所以他会被劝退。

如果你让他通过这次考试，我保证他明年将会有很大的进步，而且也能顺利通过期末考试

你也知道，因为我们在家不经常看报，所以也都不知道Napoleon生病了

cescgansu

It is funny.

laura6688

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he wouldhave to leave the university.
杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。
and if you let him pass this time, I'm surehe'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。”
"You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”