7月4日笑口常开：Recognize You Recognize, You, 笑口

星期一

read the joke carefully and then write down your answer to the reason of women's death to gain the score.



In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains. "That’s true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs. "I didn’t recognize you."

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cs可人

1# 星期一
because god didn’t recognize her

jammie

God can't do anything

englishyy

God bless you!

nancyxu

god didn’t recognize her!

KingG0101

Wearing so many make ups, the God can not recognize her.

tlyy

God can't do anything

three_ears

excessively pursue beauty make you not be you now !!!

chengcjy

You are the best in nature.

sarahking

god's memory is too bad

elaine0219

难道是整容了没认出来？

archer

I have seen this joke before!

gaow2000

God didn't recognize her and God just made it sure the former will stay 30 years.

laura6688

car accident