【英语笑话】Imitate Birds 模仿鸟儿 英语笑话, his, window, guess, kidding

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Imitate Birds

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.





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模仿鸟儿

　　一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。
　　“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。
　　“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。

风雪星月夜

person are often confused by what exists

kobe

Imitating bird like a superman