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英语笑话2012-1-13-Somebody under my bed（床下有人）
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本帖最后由 觉醒ing 于 2012-1-13 11:58 编辑
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
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psychiatrist，精神病医师
put yourself in my hands,把自己放在我的手中
sleep on it,把问题推迟到第二天解决
is that so ,是这样吗
ain't=are not, am not, is not,has not, have not.美语口语中常用缩略语 |
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发表于 2012-1-13 10:48
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发表于 2012-1-14 14:54
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