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【笑话】The Declaration of Independence独立宣言

A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her office.
"Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained.
"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"
一个小男孩只是无法学习。有一天,他的老师问他,谁签署了独立宣言。他不知道。差不多一个星期了,她问他同样的问题,每一天,但他仍然无法正确的答案。
最后,在绝望中,她叫男孩的父亲对她的办公室。
“你的孩子不会告诉我是谁签署了独立宣言,”她抱怨道。
“到这儿来,儿子,你坐下,爸爸说:”男孩。 “现在,如果你签订的疯狂的事情,只要承认这一点,所以我们可以从这里出去!”

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