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段亚丽

My neighbor, the home-builder,came home drunk and managed to park in the garage, but he injured himself when he knocked down some windows he had on a shelf.He got a few nicks on his face,so he rushed to the bathroom and did some first aid on himself.
       In the morning,going into the kitchen,his wife said,"you came home drunk last night,didn't you?""Heavens no,"he answered,playing the role."I just injured myself on the job yesterday."he said.Then his wife said,"Ok then,please explain the bandages all over the batyroom mirror."

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it seems the man is still drunk..... 1# 段亚丽