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2012年8月16日笑话:Stupid Question

Stupid Question

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.

But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”













愚蠢的问题

丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口,而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点?”

几个月后,丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了,我要去买一只大钟,把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟,把它挂在了墙上。

“现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。

可是打那以后,每天仍有许多人停下来,看看钟,然后问丹:“这钟准吗?”

it's so funny!

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hehe,It is so funny!

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People will always ask questions,  not the one would be other

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People will always ask questions,  not the one would be other

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maybe he should post a notice: the clock is on time

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