The Man and the Dog Dog, The, Man

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A MAN who had been bitten by a Dog was told that the wound would
heal if he would dip a piece of bread in the blood and give it to
the Dog.  He did so.

  "No," said the Dog; "if I were to accept that, it might be thought
that in biting you I was actuated by improper motives."

  "And by what motives were you actuated?" asked the Man.

  "I desired," replied the Dog, "merely to harmonise myself with the
Divine Scheme of Things.  I'm a child of Nature."

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the dog !