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标题: [2-22]英语幽默笑话:Caught stealing 预算超标的小偷 [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2016-2-21 23:56     标题: [2-22]英语幽默笑话:Caught stealing 预算超标的小偷









A
shoplifter(商店扒手) was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.




"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.


The crook(骗子,坏蛋) looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."










作者: kobe    时间: 2016-2-21 23:56

一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。“听着,”小偷说,“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下,然后我们就当什么也没发生,你看怎样?”经理表示同意,然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道:“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点,你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。"




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