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标题: [6-27]英语笑话:老板和我 My Boss and I [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2015-6-27 10:25     标题: [6-27]英语笑话:老板和我 My Boss and I

My Boss and I






When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart. When my boss does the same, that is initiative. When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing. When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets.










作者: kobe    时间: 2015-6-27 10:26

我做事情花了长时间,是效率低; 老板做事情花了长时间,是深思熟虑。 我没有做完事情,是懒惰; 老板没有做完事情,是太繁忙。 没有人告诉我的事情我做了,是自作聪明; 老板做了同样的事情,是首创。 我取悦老板,是献媚; 老板取悦他的老板,是合作。 我干得好,老板从来不会想起; 我干得不好,老板从来不会忘记。




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