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标题: 7月4日笑口常开:Recognize You [打印本页]

作者: 星期一    时间: 2010-7-4 14:30     标题: 7月4日笑口常开:Recognize You

read the joke carefully and then write down your answer to the reason of women's death to gain the score.



In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains. "That’s true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs. "I didn’t recognize you."



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作者: cs可人    时间: 2010-7-4 23:03

1# 星期一
because god didn’t recognize her
作者: jammie    时间: 2010-7-5 11:22

God can't do anything
作者: englishyy    时间: 2010-7-5 13:49

God bless you!
作者: nancyxu    时间: 2010-7-5 16:56

god didn’t recognize her!
作者: KingG0101    时间: 2010-7-6 09:25

Wearing so many make ups, the God can not recognize her.
作者: tlyy    时间: 2010-7-6 17:12

God can't do anything
作者: three_ears    时间: 2010-8-3 08:22

excessively pursue beauty make you not be you now !!!
作者: chengcjy    时间: 2010-8-3 23:18

You are the best in nature.
作者: sarahking    时间: 2010-8-4 13:45

god's memory is too bad
作者: elaine0219    时间: 2010-8-4 18:59



难道是整容了没认出来?
作者: archer    时间: 2010-8-6 16:23

I have seen this joke before!
作者: gaow2000    时间: 2010-8-7 14:49

God didn't recognize her and God just made it sure the former will stay 30 years.
作者: laura6688    时间: 2010-8-13 18:32

car accident




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