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标题: [1-5]双语笑话:打 猎秘籍 [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2015-1-4 23:38     标题: [1-5]双语笑话:打 猎秘籍





Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"


  "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.


  "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."


  Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.


  "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.


  "And what came out?"


  "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."







作者: kobe    时间: 2015-1-4 23:39

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     两个俄国猎人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊,”伊凡说,“看看这兽皮!”

  “你是如何发现这么大的熊的?”谢尔盖问道。


  “很简单,”伊凡说,“你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。”


  几周后,两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。“难道你没有听我的建议?”伊凡问。


  “我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子,”谢尔盖回答说。


  “出来了什么?”


  “向着我来的,”谢尔盖说,“像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。”






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