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标题: [12-7]英语笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts(我要让她发疯) [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2014-12-6 22:09     标题: [12-7]英语笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts(我要让她发疯)









Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."




  "But you're not wearing any of those things."


  "I know," said Mrs. Flinders."


It's in case I should die before my husband.


I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
作者: kobe    时间: 2014-12-6 22:09

回复 1# kobe


   福林德斯夫人决定让人给她画肖像。

她告诉那位肖像画家说:“画我带着钻石耳环、钻石项链、祖母绿手镯,还有红宝石垂饰。”


  “但你现在没带这其中的任何一样饰品。”


  “我知道。”福林德斯夫人说,“万一我先我丈夫死去,我肯定他会立刻再婚。




我要让那个女人为寻找这些珠宝而发疯。”




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