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标题: [7-3]英语笑话:长寿秘诀 [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2014-7-2 22:48     标题: [7-3]英语笑话:长寿秘诀

Secret For a Long Life




A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.



I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?



I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.



Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?



Twenty-six.







作者: kobe    时间: 2014-7-2 22:50

回复 1# kobe


   一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?


我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。


哦,真神奇,女士说。你高寿?


二十六。






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