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标题: 2012年8月14日笑话:Do You Know My Work? [打印本页]

作者: AllenHL    时间: 2012-8-13 15:58     标题: 2012年8月14日笑话:Do You Know My Work?

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”
“You don't know my work,” said the other.

“What is your work?”
“I'm a policeman.
“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.
“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
译文:(自己简单翻译)
你知道我是干什么的吗?
一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面,看着大火。
“在我出来之前,”其中一个说:“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的?”
“我是警察。”
“噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动,说:“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
作者: tingroom    时间: 2012-8-13 17:27

very clever person
作者: 无中    时间: 2012-8-25 12:34

说的不错!
作者: ciley    时间: 2012-9-3 22:29

A clever man and a thoughtful sentence "People don't think of money when they're afraid."
作者: fhqissy    时间: 2012-9-3 22:48

do you know my work?
作者: chenxihe    时间: 2012-11-1 08:48

I think the first man is a fooler because  the money should be find sooner or later.
作者: icefire    时间: 2012-11-17 11:28

i'm a writer!!
作者: ellisgui    时间: 2012-11-26 13:30

look not to understand, I will study hard
作者: tang24    时间: 2013-3-10 22:21

you're so great!I like this part
作者: fayeLI    时间: 2013-4-9 18:22

Amusing.




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