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作者: 幽幽草    时间: 2010-1-22 14:37     标题: 在线英语听力室第90000文章

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在线英语听力室第90000文章
精美英文欣赏o You Know Women你了解女人吗?Do You Know Women 
1.Women never understand why men love toys. Menunderstandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.
女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
2.Women think all beer is the same.
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
3.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
4.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
5. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
6.Women brush their hair before bed.
女人在睡觉前梳头。
7.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling.
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
8.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
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作者: yoyo530521    时间: 2010-1-22 17:41

好棒!




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