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标题: 2012年7月29日笑话:About Christmas! [打印本页]

作者: AllenHL    时间: 2012-7-29 15:46     标题: 2012年7月29日笑话:About Christmas!

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus and a clean political figures, A kindhearted and spoke up for the girl and the other lawyers together in a hotel elevator High. Before the opening of the door yet, lose ground with a trio NT 1,000 yuan notes, it picked up the Guess Who? Answer : Of course, Santa Claus! Erecting for? Because we all know that the other two did not exist. If Santa's reindeer eat your pencil, how do you? Answer : pen. Santa like characters garden doing? Answer : hoeing. (English and hoe ho homonyms, weeding hoe is realized. ho is a Santa Claus laugh. What can be distributed by Santa Claus himself still wears? replied : common cold.







圣诞节前夕,圣诞老人和一位清廉的政治人物,以及一位心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯。
门还未开之前,三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票,猜猜谁会捡起它?
回答:当然是圣诞老人!
为什莫?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉了你的铅笔,你该怎麽办?
回答:用钢笔。
圣诞老人喜欢字花园里做什么?
回答:锄地。(英语中hoe和ho同音,hoe是锄草之意,ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。
什么东西圣诞老人可以分发出去,自己却还留着?
回答:感冒
作者: kobe    时间: 2012-7-29 17:55

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