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标题: 1月21日笑话分享:Five Hundred Times [打印本页]

作者: halo    时间: 2010-1-21 10:49     标题: 1月21日笑话分享:Five Hundred Times

本帖最后由 halo 于 2010-1-23 08:26 AM 编辑

 what is the judge's lifelong ambition?give your answer to get the score.    

       Five Hundred Times
  In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
  She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.
  A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. You are a school teacher, eh? said he. Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.

  
五百遍
  在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。
  女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课。
  法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道:你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现今生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。


作者: whitney0221    时间: 2010-1-21 15:22

i don't understand
作者: 老耿    时间: 2010-1-21 16:24

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作者: seon    时间: 2010-1-21 22:17


作者: tingroom    时间: 2010-1-22 08:42

her dream is surprising. 1# halo
作者: maja619    时间: 2010-1-23 05:07

The question should be, what is the judge's lifelong ambition?
作者: kylezhou2010    时间: 2010-1-26 13:41


lifelong ambition. good
作者: welove312    时间: 2010-3-25 14:23

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作者: ck3891    时间: 2010-3-26 10:06

judge want the teacher to do something  that he did when he was a boy..
作者: mrgdh2008    时间: 2010-3-26 17:03

So funny.
The judge's lifelong ambition is blame teacher
作者: welove312    时间: 2010-4-8 15:23

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作者: 昭君王    时间: 2010-4-9 14:18

i don`t feeling what it is




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