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标题: 英语笑话2012-3-12-Secret For a Long Life( 长寿秘诀) [打印本页]

作者: 觉醒ing    时间: 2012-3-12 21:48     标题: 英语笑话2012-3-12-Secret For a Long Life( 长寿秘诀)

[attach]13307[/attach]A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(门廊) .
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?
我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。
哦,真神奇,女士说。你高寿?
二十六。
作者: tingroom    时间: 2012-3-13 14:53

poor guy
作者: kobe    时间: 2012-3-13 20:46

Twenty-six
作者: ATM2012    时间: 2012-3-16 23:25

Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.

作者: z-linan    时间: 2012-3-17 20:57

Yeah,it's amazing,he must look like sisty-two.
作者: XILANGLBN    时间: 2012-3-18 23:02


作者: hoyongqi    时间: 2012-4-1 00:12

It's amaze
作者: jane019    时间: 2012-4-4 14:37

oh,my god.
作者: mnwinm000    时间: 2012-4-15 09:43

not bad
作者: YPJ    时间: 2012-5-28 10:42

An old youngman
作者: Rachel0818    时间: 2012-5-31 13:59

Pathetic young man.
作者: AllenHL    时间: 2012-6-7 09:00

A woman who said the wrong thing




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