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标题: Some Progress [打印本页]

作者: xln1120    时间: 2009-5-5 17:26     标题: Some Progress

A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?"

And Mr. Patient said, "No, that's not right."

So the psychiatrist said,"OK! Then I must be mistaken, eh?"

And the patient replied,"No! No! You're not!"

And the psychiatrist said, "Oh, oh, oh,I got it. I got it. You're contradicting everything I say."

And the patient said, "No, you're being ridiculous! You're crazy!"


So the psychiatrist said, "I see, I see. Then you're perfectly sane, right? You're not crazy, right?"

And the patient said, "No. No. I'm crazy as a loon."

Then the psychiatrist said, "Oh, yeah, now we're making some progress here!"


一位精神科医生问病人:「先生,我知道你有个毛病,就是不论别人说什么或做什么,你都一概否定,对吗?」

病人回答:「不对,不对。」

医生说:「好,那一定是我弄错了,是吗?」

病人回答:「不,不,你没有错!」

医生又说:「噢,我明白了,你就是一直否定我所说的话。」

病人说:「不对,你这个人真可笑!你疯了!」

医生就说:「我懂了,你神智完全正常,没有疯,对吗?」

病人回答:「不对,不对,我是神智不清的疯子。」

这时医生说:「很好,我们现在总算有点进展了!」
作者: chenxiao    时间: 2011-1-11 19:07






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