标题: 英语笑话11月16日-What is intelligence? [打印本页] 作者: 觉醒ing 时间: 2011-11-16 21:35 标题: 英语笑话11月16日-What is intelligence?
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Please read the short passage below and answer the following questions:<1>“Is the ditch digger highly intelligent?” <2>Who is the most intelligent one in this passage?
What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to
the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch
when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."So he
climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why
are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the
shade?"
"Intelligence," the boss said."What do you mean,intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on
this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard
as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried
to hit the boss' hand.
The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree.
The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked,
"What did he say?"
"He said we are down here because of intelligence."
"What's intelligence?" said the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said,
"Take your shovel and hit my hand."
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作者: watery04 时间: 2011-11-17 09:49
1. No.
2. The boss作者: tingroom 时间: 2011-11-17 14:43
1. No
2. The boss作者: May. 时间: 2011-11-17 16:44
1，no
2 ,the boss作者: fuyu 时间: 2011-11-17 19:22
obviously the boss is the most clever作者: 觉醒ing 时间: 2011-11-17 20:52
1. No.
2. The boss
It's quite interesting story. I'm more interested in the moment that striking digger's face by shovel.作者: 觉醒ing 时间: 2011-11-20 12:17
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