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标题: 你是同性恋吗?Are You Gay? [打印本页]

作者: zhoujiazui741    时间: 2011-4-16 18:38     标题: 你是同性恋吗?Are You Gay?

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "I don’t know what all you’ve heard up there, but hell isn’t all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"
  The man answers, "Yes, I do"
  "Oh, good then," the devil says, "You’ll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"
  The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."
  The devil says, "Good, you’ll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."
  "You’ll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"
  "Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."
  "Great then. You’ll love Wednesdays."
  The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you’ll just love Wednesdays."
  "Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"
  "Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"
  The devil look at him, and says, "Then you’re gonna hate Thursdays."
  
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作者: tingroom    时间: 2011-4-16 21:52

好笑在什么地方呢?有点不明白哦。
作者: 虚竹    时间: 2011-4-20 01:19

gay=fag??
作者: fangnan    时间: 2011-4-22 15:01

Oh my god, it is incredible!
作者: byzhangyang    时间: 2011-4-26 12:52

not understand completely!
作者: ivytony    时间: 2011-4-29 19:20

try to get the reply
作者: unionab    时间: 2011-4-29 19:50

and then ?
作者: kuangye678    时间: 2011-4-30 22:22

i also can't understand.
作者: Lyra11    时间: 2011-5-1 10:49

本帖最后由 Lyra11 于 2011-5-1 10:51 编辑

What's "fag"? The key of the joke must be in the end.
作者: davy10    时间: 2011-5-1 15:49

want the result
作者: chhichi小紫    时间: 2011-5-2 09:03

why?看看答案
作者: peter8201    时间: 2011-5-4 15:56


作者: 吉祥猪    时间: 2011-5-8 22:40

sounds a little funny……
作者: xiaomeixin    时间: 2011-5-9 08:59

Why isn't he a gay and he don't like Thursday?I want to know why.
作者: yu_xiang_yu    时间: 2011-5-10 12:34

I do not understand at all.
作者: 莎莎dawn    时间: 2011-5-10 16:01


作者: sxlray    时间: 2011-5-11 22:31

why?
作者: lhxhaxx    时间: 2011-5-12 09:33


作者: sallybanana    时间: 2011-5-12 14:05

It's not funny!
作者: 懂你LOVE    时间: 2011-5-28 20:40

what are they?I want to know
作者: kuangye678    时间: 2011-5-28 22:16

回复 20# 懂你LOVE


    no one know?
作者: SugerDaisy    时间: 2011-6-8 03:08

such a hell is good. but i don't like to go to hell. Lol
作者: 呆了    时间: 2011-6-9 11:41


作者: 随风去    时间: 2011-7-7 09:16


作者: veryenglish    时间: 2011-7-18 07:24


作者: jacob.lu    时间: 2011-7-18 10:29

hate Thursdays. And then, what's happening
作者: sadness4tory    时间: 2011-8-4 08:23

wow what will happen on Thursday~~~
作者: chirwong    时间: 2011-8-8 13:52


作者: 814389246    时间: 2011-8-11 23:41

。。。
作者: H780723    时间: 2011-8-28 20:04

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作者: watery04    时间: 2011-9-5 13:28

not really understand...
作者: 竹间明月    时间: 2012-12-12 09:57

can not understood.
作者: AllenHL    时间: 2012-12-28 13:14

They can only do one thing at one day?
作者: 簿子酒    时间: 2012-12-29 14:36

i have no idea what 's going om
作者: wenzhang    时间: 2013-3-7 14:07

新浪微博求粉@术语云
作者: 空岛女孩    时间: 2013-3-9 23:03

can not understand
作者: 86926090    时间: 2013-7-20 23:50

kanxia
作者: bing_zhou7    时间: 2013-7-21 21:01

I think i don't  understand.
作者: RachelWatson    时间: 2013-8-31 17:17

Expecting~
作者: RachelWatson    时间: 2013-8-31 17:18

1
作者: tang24    时间: 2013-9-15 21:41

thanks f




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