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标题: 更新最近在外国网站看的小笑话(不断更新) [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2011-3-26 08:00     标题: 更新最近在外国网站看的小笑话(不断更新)

1.My wife told me if she ever won the Lottery she wouldn't give me a penny and she'd move out of the country.

Little does she know I've been using the same numbers as her for 5 years.

That'll wipe the smile off her fat face




☆ 我妻子时常说,假如哪一天她买彩票中了大奖,绝对会一分钱也不让给我、立马离婚搬到国外去。
  她一定不知道,整整5年来我都一直买和她一样号码的彩票……
  看她到时还笑不笑得出来。







2.I often carry a knife round in my pocket, when on days out with the family in the summer.

Just in case I see a wasp land on my wife's neck.




☆ 夏天全家一起外出野餐的时候,我总是不忘在口袋里带上一把刀。
  万一要是有只黄蜂啥的停在我老婆的脖子上,得有个家伙防身不是……

作者: youxiaxiaolala    时间: 2011-3-26 09:57

wow,where did you find these joke?It is so funny!
作者: kobe    时间: 2011-3-27 09:18

回复 1# kobe


3.  My family think I'm a bike stuntsman.
'Always pulling wheelies' I tell them.

The sad truth is, I'm a bin-man.




☆ 家里人都以为我是个自行车特技运动员。
  因为他们问我工作时干什么时,我都回答说自己“成天就是让前轮离地呗”。

  其实我是环卫工人,推那种滚轮垃圾桶的……



4.BBC News: Officials said that radiation levels in spinach from farms near Fukushima exceeded government safety limits.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the birth of Popeye.


☆ BBC新闻:日本政府称,在福岛市周边农村的菠菜中鉴定出了超过政府标准的辐射量。
  女士们先生们,大力水手就要来了。



作者: eedhatt    时间: 2011-3-27 21:45

回复 3# kobe


    So interesting.
作者: kobe    时间: 2011-4-1 22:56

回复 3# kobe


   It's been exactly a year since I stopped smoking.

And 364 days since I started again.




☆ 今天距我开始戒烟已经整整一年了。
  距我再次开始抽烟则是364天。



For just £10 a month, You can reduce your annual salary by £120.


☆ 震惊的好消息!您只需每月支付10英镑!……就可将您的年工资减少120英镑!!还不快来尝试!


The wife and I are trying to get pregnant...

I'll be honest...

I think she'll get there first.



☆ 我和妻子都很努力地想要生个孩子。
  不过老实说我觉得……
  她应该会比我早成功来着。





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