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作者: zhoujiazui741    时间: 2010-11-29 12:43     标题: 趣味英语Q&A

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

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Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

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Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

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Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

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Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

   
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作者: xiaomeixin    时间: 2010-11-29 14:33

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤有什么不同之处?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上不可以长猴子。

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民呢?
A: By treading on his corn?
踩踏他的谷物吗?

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的动物是什么?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它把自己的房子背在身上。

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的人都做些什么?
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天扮鬼脸。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
怎样让梦游者停止梦游呢?
A: Keep him awake.
让他保持清醒。
作者: ttanoo    时间: 2010-11-29 15:13

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤两者有何区别?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上会长跳蚤,但跳蚤身上不会长猴子。
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民?
A: By treading on his corn?
践踏在他的谷物上?


Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的是什么动物?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它能把自己的房子背在身上。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的工人都做些什么?
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天做鬼脸。


Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
如何阻止梦游的人梦游?
A: Keep him awake.
叫醒他。
作者: yuanchunrong    时间: 2010-11-29 15:30

Too classic!
作者: clays    时间: 2010-11-29 19:17

It is so difficult for me.
作者: for    时间: 2010-11-30 18:58

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤有什么不同之处?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上不可以长猴子。

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民呢?
A: By treading on his corn?
踩踏他的谷物吗?

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的动物是什么?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它把自己的房子背在身上。

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的人都做些什么?
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天扮鬼脸。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
怎样让梦游者停止梦游呢?
A: Keep him awake.
让他保持清醒。
作者: pacific10    时间: 2010-12-2 14:55


作者: zxdzxd    时间: 2010-12-3 09:42

一知半解了
作者: 792394493    时间: 2010-12-4 16:39

You are great!
作者: mbcz1223    时间: 2010-12-6 20:24

It is so difficult for me.
作者: kkcheung    时间: 2012-3-17 22:45

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作者: lingkiki    时间: 2012-3-26 21:25

haha funny




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