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标题: Bathroom troubles [打印本页]

作者: jacob.lu    时间: 2010-11-5 10:38     标题: Bathroom troubles

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
         The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."
         Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."
作者: tingroom    时间: 2010-11-12 09:43

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    the older we are,the poorer we will be.
作者: mbcz1223    时间: 2010-11-17 21:27

Three old men




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