[10-15]英语笑话:Secret For a Long Life 长寿秘诀 长寿秘诀, color, 英语笑话, 英语笑话, color, 长寿秘诀

kobe

   A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） .

   I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says.


    What's your secret for a long, happy life?
    I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?Twenty-six.

kobe

回复 1# kobe




  一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女士说。


你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。


哦，真神奇，女士说。你高寿？二十六。